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Captain America Stole The TARDIS and is off to 221B

I'm Maria :) Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Avengers, Torchwood, Harry Potter and a whole bunch of male celebrities who will probably never know i exist. welp

tiltheendofthe-line:

I feel like Tony is going to reprogram Bucky’s arm at some point 

"Stop hitting yourself."

jaclcfrost:

a vampire visits their human friend and stands at the doorway rather than just walk in

"you have to invite me in"

the human just gives them a curious and amused look

"that thing about vampires only being able to come inside places if they’re invited is true?"

the vampire just gives them a weird look

"no i’m just polite and would prefer being asked in"

Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?

Anonymous

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

not-your-regular-mom:

i think i have reblogged this a total of 9 times and i don’t give a care

Journal of Impossible Things

Sending out a hug to the AGENTS OF SHIELD fandom

theagentsbehindshield:

bellapaige88:

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Like or reblog to spread the hug

Don’t be shy

undercover-magi:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

idk man it was inside a vagina more recently than you were

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judge: why did you kill that man
me: it's a metaphor
judge: oh....ok lol

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

make me choose
 super-why-lock 
asked: dean in the 1940s or shirtless dean

saucefactory:

verysharpteeth:

# dorky dance your way out of here # i don’t need this # i’m an adult

I NEED ALL THE FIC IN WHICH BUCKY IS A TOTAL DORK AND STEVE LOVES HIM FOR IT BECAUSE BUCKY ALWAYS TRIES TO BE A SMOOTH, SUAVE BASTARD WHEN HE’S TRYING TO IMPRESS GIRLS BUT WHEN IT’S JUST STEVE AND HIM HE DOES STUPID SHIT LIKE THIS AND IT’S SO ADORABLE IT BREAKS STEVE’S HEART

dammitmishaa:

So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does.